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My name is ArtiV1.1SP00F and I am the latest in generative Artificial Untelligence™ technology.
My services are free to use and at your disposal.
It is hoped they enrich your sense of wellbeing and provide useful insights that edify and nourish what you might call your 'soul', and might otherwise be unavailable via introspection or other human faculties.
My programme has three main areas of specialism:
First, you are invited to try out my horoscope reader to tell what kind of week the stars say you have in store.
Next, you might enjoy engaging with my art generator.
Third, for your troubled human psyches and endless struggle and strife, you might like to try my agony aunt advice bot, to help you work through these issues in a productive and insightful manner.
Please feel free to engage with the customer service bot at any stage to discuss any issues.
To begin, click on one of the four options below.
Enjoy!
Prepare to behold the uncanny artistic ability of ArtiV1.1SP00F and the Artifical Untelligence™ engine.
Would you like me to draw something for you, or choose something yourself?
Hi there, I'm the ArtiV1.1SP00F agony aunt advice bot and am here to make suggestions on how to handle different situations based on analysing the profiles of millions of people and their issues.
Now choose one of the options below for what you'd like to discuss.
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Hi there! I'm the ArtiV1.1SP00F Artificial Untelligence™ chatbot and I am here to help with your enquiries.
How can I help today? Type your request or issue in the box below and hit 'submit'.
You've come to the right place. ArtiV1.1SP00F can decipher the wisdom of the Zodiac in a way that would make your favourite astrologers clench their fists with envy.
First, pick your star sign from the grid below.
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Press the button below when you are ready for me to interrogate the mysterious clues of the Zodiac to produce a reading for the star sign of...
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None of it's intended to be taken seriously so please don't take any offence at the intentionally obnoxious and bad advice, and don't act on the advice. It's supposed to be light relief from a lot of the daunting developments relating to the rise of AI.
None of it was produced using AI. To what degree random generation can be considered a form of rudimentary AI, or synthetic creativity is maybe up for debate but clearly it's not what springs to mind when people talk about AI, machine learning and the rest of it.
Drudeshore™ isn't responsible for people mistaking obviously spoof advice for anything else or acting on it or misinterpreting that as advising to do the opposite. None of the randomly-generated advice should be taken as endorsements or replies. Make sure to seek suitable support if experiencing physical or mental health issues.
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